[E-book] Think Like Elon Musk (so not too much)

Want to be the next Elon Musk? Easy! Just follow these scientifically proven (not really) steps to billionaire greatness. This 100% serious, totally legitimate business guide will teach you how to:

🔥 Tweet absolute nonsense and make stocks explode

🔥 Work 2 hours, claim you worked 120

🔥 Name your kid something unpronounceable (like a password)

🔥 Send random objects into space for no reason

But wait—there’s more! With this elite guide, you’ll master the art of billionaire chaos, unlocking secrets like:

✅ How to build a startup with zero experience and 100% fail

✅ Why sleeping is for broke people (wasting of energy)

✅ How to make people believe you’re a genius (even when you’re not)

📢 DISCLAIMER: This is not a real business book. It’s a satirical, meme guide to the absurdity of hustle culture and billionaire worship. If you can’t laugh at tech bros and Twitter drama, this might not be for you.

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