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“A&G was the Voice of Respect of NASA sandwiched between INDIA & CHINA they were in PATTAYA and was the Leading Light in Success it was time to offer those Tours and Open the Doors  to Joe Public” 


Gaz was sitting on his big armchair going over the company lawyers' reports and looking at all the Squidji Certificates of Patents Worldwide with grant offers from education universities and science institutions begging for demonstrations. He and AL had been on a roller coaster ride with those thieves and cross-eyed Lawyers with their bank managers' standing guarantee. Claiming rights to their Products thank God none of the claimants could make an Elephant fly, those crooked lawyers and Judges had to hang their heads in shame to be ridiculed and found out to be just lying Toe rags do not pay. 

The media reamed and ridiculed standing right behind All A&G products were covered in this way the rights to operate were always by contract and both their signatures were on all legal documents. 

Was a complete waste of time but they had to be there. this was the letter of the Law as time-consuming as it could ever be. 


Most claimants had not ever known A&G or ever set foot near Pattaya Bay, not even to Thailand just information and hearsay gatherers on Google on what A&G and the Space Center were up to. AL would have loved to attend any of those events and would have had a quiet word in those claimant's ears in private, it is best to let the lawyers Handle abuse as they would have to pay to see an Elephant Fly after the First Dumbo event used a Circus Elephant Gaz had clipped the Squidji to his neck ring and up he floated poor thing frightened Shit himself all over the claimant's Team, most Judges after that one case saw the evidence on youtube and all the millions of hits that dismissed every case, 


AL came in with the evening pizza while Gaz opened the new Aussie Engine Room Red Sharez From Amish Maguire Vineyard's Top wine list, he explained that every claim against them was now dismissed and they had Lloyds of London World Wide Rights on the Patents of Squidji it was theirs forever, and filed away at the London Lawyers and in this office, A&G Safe ok Pal done and dusted,

Your copy on this USB, keep it around your Scouse neck it's your Billions don't lose it cheers, To the Engine Room smile all ticking along, not bad Plonk this Yes Gaz said a dance on the Palate Al was getting to know his tastes buds.    


Davy Eades was doing hard sales all over those Drilling Contractors with Day rates slashed in Half but not many sales People were hard to convince on Safety untested. not a problem that was only One area of Sales there were millions in the pipeline he had all the Employees at LunchTime who had Scooters and motorbikes try driving with Squidji control off-road just a few feet it looked like a stick of Candy rock clipped to the Frame and off up they went off course within the limitations and speed restraints when the local authority gives permission they would be keeping those candy sticks, but for now practice just Squidji practices around their own HQ tropical lawned space centre Gardens. In silence, everyone was gobsmacked at how this was possible more Fuel was needed Gaz asked for their suggestions on Prices for their public purchasers and what would be a fair price to pay. To get a consensus of public opinion. with rules at A&G 


James and Ken had a layer in their running shoes, There was not a fence or Gate they could not Jump over clearly. and in Swimming with Flippers fitted was a snail into a Marlin Dolphin Racer to win any race their experimental Rings on wrists and ankles were some speed transformation at their Swimming pool events, In their minds always Thought of never-ending coming up with new ideas to try to make People Lives Smile was Gaz Boardroom saying it had stuck.


It was a slow process that started the World tourists on that Pattaya trip of Discovery James and the Security lads talking in the Canteen British Pub about Diving Bottles of Air and what would happen if they put a Squidji filter on the Breathing Mask intake Result Oxygen was regenerated, Was just unbelievable one tank all day long just incredible those membranes of Squidji had their creative powers, Yet James and Ken were adamant this was the Engineering of Universal space travel and both believed that was its main purpose in A&G man's discovery of space universal Travel, That was their primary goal all these other things are the Fun back in Daily Life with Happiness is a Squidji new World New age coming to be a part of Daily Life how it would make you smile in your day of life they all agreed.


Davy was on the phone with Gaz. I know this might sound like Daft Pal but the Mayor of Sidney rings me up and asks if we have a quiet Implosion device. The Center of the City needs urgent Building demolition, sadly it's surrounded by Old People's homes and a few Hospitals. I know we can Lift and take it away but can we Disintegrate a Fifty Aussie Million Deal we have 48 hours. 

To say yea or nay thanks, 

Gaz was at a Loss soon and quickly replied Davy, I will gather the Troops and get back to You, He hit the Alarm Boffin Button everyone made it to the Board room and James & Ken were always last in the door,


Gaz laid the Proposal on the Table to think about reversing the Squidji 

Covering the Building under Davy Soundproof Blankets would have to hold some very high pressures to flatten a Building that was built to stand up. We have lifted it but never tried to crush it to dust. 


James took out his stick with the clip on Squidji and put it across an empty can of Coke reversed the Magnetic force and the Can was crushed Flat looked at everyone well that's just theory Practices  

Yes, It's possible but their Infrastructure needs Planning not as simple as Coke can guys. We need our project Team to visit the actual site and take a good look at those foundations that might not have anywhere to Crumble to. James had covered the broad scope while Boffin Clive Thompson PhD said if we make those Squidji sound Proof Blankets maybe we can introduce a side force that would help lateral damage and squeeze the Building in the Process to dust. I know never tried but we might be on a new Path of a World Patent that adds to our Asset Value.

 Gaz liked him and Al if we crush a Building to Dust and not a speck or sound anywhere to be seen just roll it up in the Blankets lift on a Squidji Crane and fly it away done and dusted, It Depends where we dump as lots of useful Minerals in the old infrastructures Mixed with sand we might have growing properties for Mushrooms brilliant AL said let's give it the Paperwork chase and prepare for a Boffin Trip to Aussie, 


Gaz & AL know they have got all the equipment from the Dubai Hotel Job for lifting but crushing was a new ballpark could it be done?

Let Mr Smart know to work out the Day Rates and Project with a Fifty Million down Payment Gaz was on the phone with Davy and said it was, Good to go they would need to remake Some Sound Blankets and Test sample the Foundations but Yes they going to give it a World's first try, and maybe get paid off the Media for the overseeing our workforce in Action we get those Day rate Figures to bring accountability into the Contract and tell the Mayor to figure out the Total costs for all the Removals of Building Materials the old fashioned way of low Loader and Dump Trucks.


We are going to try imploding it within your Blankets with no sound, crush it to fine dust and fly it away, or dump it at sea or their city-approved building junkyard. and retrieve the blankets for another day. If this works we will cause riots in the demolition business.

We might be with you late afternoon can you book a Hotel for sixteen single VIP rooms for our A&G Team of experts close by the site as you can find,



The Strength of Those Sound Proof Blankets are now layered with Squidji membrane with side wall duel thickness which took three days and nights to complete working 24-hour shifts the business centre at the Hotel was like a War Room the Drawings of the Building structures all had the hallmarks from those Regulations Days where Bricks and Cement were hard days work  Foundations were set at Thirty-Six Feet Deep on a Base Plinth of 12 Feet wider foundation stone rock.

Six Days later the city held its breath and the world TV media crews  were there in droves ready to Laugh or Scream out a pat on the back  Gaz had to stay at the Office to watch it on the Main screen Big AL was there alongside Davy & Ken at the countdown Squidji controls 

The Stainless Steel Bands were shining back at the Cameras as the only complaint weather was Sunny no wind  Those TV reporters speaking so quietly as if this was a Space Mission.


Davy called out to the Crowd that was gathered and let the Countdown start at Fifty as the contraction was volatile Ken slowly increased the Control Pressure and those Million ton metres were as close to the maximum at Ten by Three over One and a Half Million Tons the Building Disappeared into Dust and Rubble not a sound so eerie just a Flat base covered in Blankets, Now for the Reverse Control and those Blankets rolled up with all the Captured Dust stretching the Squdji Blankets to capacity, in Flew the Squidji Crane wraps those Blankets  Ropes and up she goes James Panel stress Meter said 80 Thousand tons of lift leaving Twenty guys to sweep up few Barrow fulls of ground dust  Everybody was over the Moon with praise the First time this was seen on Major TV Networks and those Contract Phones were ringing to Davy Eades Business was off the charts in responses and the best part, not a sound so eerie. And Squidji is Brilliant. Blankets Made in Aussie  Davy was on a Winner A&G had Turned his Life inside out  Their Factory was Classified Space Center approved.


Logistics Director Brian Smart came in with an official Day claim Form Contract was well under the Fifty Million everybody was Happy The Mayor Paid out a Total Project of Sixty Million, which was well worth it Ten Million per Day. This was a Worldwide Demolition Record.

Brian Made the Books look right for their Aussie Conservative Taxman, and The Hilton Party was a huge success the Thai Orphanage hit Five Million Baht in donations.


This had been a success story on the World stage soon the Media were calling A&G the Squidji Brothers wanting Interviews and rocking up their Fee Prices difficult to keep saying No they Both thought. about it But No stay like ZZ top those recluses let everyone go through Cedric.


The reporters in the USA were at HQ Media of  H&S in Vegas for their in-depth story of those strange Cowboys of Squidji A&G

Martha did most of the Talking and said even after you speak to them You won't understand a word they say they both speak in English. They are from Old School Values But I Love Them to Bits You Know they Kidnapped us and flew us to China, we have our Film Coming out soon. She had to get her plugin.  

When they talked with The Judge about the truth in making an Elephant Fly she was adamant you had to be there to see it this was no Baby dumbo this Elephant was full-grown with Tusks and she told them about pooping over the claimant's lawyer team She had never seen anything like it, Laughed for days, It was an Honour to know the Pair A&G Her Production Film of the Rejuvenator was soon to be released Even the young reporters believed they were thirty again such was their stunning looks,  


Those Guys are something else they gave a Million to the LA Police Federation Retirement Fund and they lifted the Aircraft Carrier out of the water turned it around 180 degrees set it back down, They use a Car that Flies Supersonic or Faster they are into everything that's creatable with latest brand new Squidji will make you laugh I Guarantee if I was Twenty Years Younger I would be on a Plane to Pattaya Thailand  Space centre try to get to know them, My advice those guys make things happen, Judge, said they call a spade a garden tool their straight shooters bet your Life on it.

They're a Whirlwind of Positive energy that's darn sure. Good Luck


The Young Reporters knew their Editors would not let them go on no Holidays to Thailand for any Story, so let it drop, Yet every day some news or little item pops up on their laptop screens as new news Items from Tokyo Japan, China, Hong Kong, Singapore Jakarta Kuala Lumpur Now Squidji in Australia they were creating daily new news 


He Researched and Found that James was his Son and His Pal was Ken Turner an American who worked and went into space together and saw the Face of GOD the stories were getting bigger day by day 

Young Mike Dawes of the New York Times was a real go-getter and looked at his Twelve thousand dollars life Savings and the Living costs of a Pattaya single one-way ticket, he was a good-looking 24-year-old Male Single with no ties. his mind was made up Fuckit he quit.


Just a backpack and a few changes of clothes arrived in Pattaya Bay Reading in the Local Pattaya Mail Job section was a Wanted English writer for Contract writing at the A&G Space Centre Fingers Crossed had the Interview with Mr Brian Smart who was A&G contracts Logistics Director he took a shine to Mike. his CV was impressive, Come with me when can you start work? let's get the security over with and meet The Owners wow that blew Mike away straight into Admin all the Ladies smiled Brian gave them his Passport up to His Private personal secretary to run the Full Monty Security serious shit  A&G checks and apply for the Work permit Visa then it was straight into Gaz Office for the Scrutiny face to face and along came AL if you ever felt like meeting the Godfather Mafia the size and eyes made your hair stand up on the back of your neck, Mike just felt the power in this Room the Energy was Electric Raw power Industry Billionaires Rub Off and were Talking to him. A bag of Nerves just off the USA plane. Little Boy lost that look 


So after a brief Intro no handshakes, he explains quit his job with the New York Times after Three Years of service as He wanted today's news Not Yesterday and was told By Martha of H&S Las Vegas that You Two Guys are the Best in the World that's in store for the Planet's Future.



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