Murder At The Class Reunion Script and Performance License

The class of 1998 at Saint Sebastian’s High School On -The -Delaware, had never had a class

reunion. When one was finally announced, everyone was excited. Anybody who was anybody

planned on attending: The football hero, the class president, the head cheerleader....but when a

few of the high school “nobodies” also showed up, things became tense. Suddenly someone was

very dead. But why? And who was responsible? It’s sure to be an evening of mystery, mayhem,

and murder.

Characters:

Stanley Kissbutter: Class president. Editor of the yearbook. Band president. He knows how to

shmooze. He is a successful insurance salesman. Married to Joyce.

Joyce Fridgidaire Kissbutter- Valedictorian. Literary magazine. National Honors Society.

Community college teacher. Alumni chairwoman. Bored. She may have a drinking problem.

Mike Machissmo- Captain of the football team. Scholarship man. Quit school after eligibility.

Lots of failed schemes. Temporarily working at the Big Depot.

Sheila Snatchett- Class flirt. Very successful real estate agent. Provides highly personalized

attention to her clients.

Sister Gilmer Anastasia- Beloved English teacher at Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware High

School. Has been experiencing mental episodes in recent years. Without warning she suddenly

slips into the persona of former White House intern, Monica Lewinsky and then, just as abruptly,

returns to dear old Sister Gilmer.

Tony Cosomono: Beneath the radar in high school. Quiet, shy. Was in the cooking club. Now, a

multi-millionaire with a global cappuccino franchise. Speaks with a stammer.

Meredith Leathernest- Tony’s date. She didn’t attend Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware.

Clearly, she possesses a dominating personality.

Sissy Sweetspirit Rester- Once a cheerleader, always a cheerleader (not that there’s anything

wrong with that.) She’s still very enthusiastic about almost anything that’s inconsequential.

Teaches health and physical education at Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware.

Randy Rester- Married to Sissy. Her opposite. Bad-ass in high school. Now, no enthusiasm

about anything at all. Sells meat out of his car.Steven Sprocket- Flamboyant proprietor of the Curtainsville Inn, site of the reunion. Was the

star of the Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware wrestling team. Now idolizes and emulates Emeril

Lagasse.

Conchita Bonita- Her real name is Marlena Weisman. As a child she rejected her Jewish

heritage, and concocted an ethnic name and background. She was always on the outs in high

school…never traveled with the in-crowd. She fashioned herself after Anita (Rita Moreno) in

West Side Story. She still breaks out in the West Side score quite regularly. She is a highly

decorated homicide detective.

Host - A jovial connection between the audience and the show. The host may also portray various

minor characters along the way.