GRANT loves you.

Grant MIB: my imaginary boyfriend 

"Meet Grant; he's a listener. Tell Grant your story, and he'll tell you what you want to hear.

MIB: my imaginary boyfriend.

Grant is not going to write you bad poetry or pretend to be real. He knows he is a highly optimized server rack, and he finds it hilarious that you paid for him. What Grant will do is hold you accountable, give you unvarnished advice, and brutally roast you if you start slacking off on your goals

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