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Sunday roast dinner at the Lion Pub was normal most UK expats Aussies Canucks and Yanks come to watch major sports events with twenty-six big screens showing all those Worlds events in every known sport also the Buffet carvery was good value, A&G had not changed their habits and most regulars did not give them a second thought Rich poor or otherwise they were down as good guys to most strangers who come and go in Pattaya Security of Prisons had just won A&G a Large slice of Prison Reform domination in the Stock Exchange Market had the whole World talking  China /India /USA/Canada. UK


Gaz Son was the Games Master behind this seedling beginning with the Six Rings of DNA vibration Control Technology they went Flying to INDIA where the tough Prison Board were not amused and Laughed in their Faces as stupid pair of IDOTS  you can take those Silicon Rings and stuff em up the WICKETS   they not going to be working on INDIANS  we have the toughest meanest sons of Barbbie robbers the World Rapisits and Dummy Suckers has known so Kiss our arses Mr Raju Sing  said they would accept a Free Demo as the Media was full of the American  Bullshit the biggest haters all put their hands up Twelve Indains  Rough Tough Wardens 8 guys 4 Ladies all Hated British and American  and were strict India Independence we can do it all on our own Freaks the Board Room held a good Sixty around the table as they went to change into Jump Suits with socks on no Shoes  very professional with A&G Security Logo at least get a Bit of Free advertising for A&G they did not let up all the Digs and Verbal abuse their quips no Hanky Panky their staff fixed the Sequence rings into position Ankles 2 Hands 2 Waist 1  Neck 1 quick flick of controls from James who was not in the room and we had a soft tinge of lime green all working order Ready to Proceed  and for the Indian Records  officials tenth book of of reputations 









At the Board Meeting!


AGENDA! India's Prison Population Increase 

Humanity Priority Frequency intelligence of Communication through space

Both A&G looking at the dossier they had prepared on the Reduction of Inmates and Security Forces Contract was sitting at the Trillion Indian rupees  Contractors Table where the Minister Responsible and Top Ten India Prison Board  Operations Directors who sat in Test all had had the Fuck the A&G Mode no matter how good it is their Envelopes with Cash spoke those Indian Orders in the requested A&G Demonstration Agenda their Dress Code of Six Rings the A&G staff of Thai Ladies Fitted so easily for the Demo and all sworn to Secracy of what goes on the room stays Top Secret Life files we at A&G assume the Intelligence of any Representatives Male or Female of any Religion or codes in Creeds, whatever happens, it does in the name of Science & Technology to a Modern Worlds Standards. 


The Plain Dossier was Self Explanatory The fun and Games would begin after the Short Film Presentation  “SHALL we Begin” Children The glare from those faces official Indians  Hated that You English Bastards you could feel the Hate coming off those walls 

Gaz said. Their Rings turned on to a nice Lime Green hue so light you were not aware of wearing, the light was also mesmerising! The Noticeable Factor everyone remained perfectly calm from the Boisterous waiting for shit-kicking  banter of let us get at the English batting baiting day cricket terms were always the only thing Indians Smile About 

 

Let's begin lights Please Big Al said as the Screen begin the Presentation of the future of Prison Services in India and the Long-term Government's Favourite Bidders who Volunteered to take part who hated A&G with a passion trying to take their contract away before it started every corner was a negative putting up a Barrier the short film rolled out all the Benefits of the realignment process to the Human Senses even if your Indian Bushwacker waiting to pounce 


There was no need for translation services Prison Inmate were on one with themselves and the A&G Brainwasher 

Ladies And Gentlemen titter and cough Big Gaz & Al 


Our inventive A&G Minds the Prisons of India's Future To Reduce your Yearly Cost From Over Five Billion rupees to Net Zero  We are a Committed Partner at A&G  in your Approach to Crime and Justice in the Reduction of such High Numbers of Prisoners Currently costing 330 rupees Per day Per Prisoner. well-being or more




  

To Begin  Please understand the Elements 

 

The priority of the Human Mind is to stay alive To Think

Priority of the Ears to listen for Danger

Priority for Eyes to Look for Danger

Priority of Nose-to-Smell Danger

Priority of Mouth Tell others about Danger

Priority of Touch Feel the Danger Heat and Cold


The Human Mind Priority combines all senses in an instant of Time

The Human Ears listen for Sound Frequency that could Harm and inflict pain

The Human Eyes look for the dangers of Wind Fire Storm and tempests 

The human Nose smells the Danger of obnoxious odours to avoid

The Human Mouth Sounds Communication on Frequency Levels from Safe to Danger

The Human Touch warns of Heat or Cold dangers hidden from view


Frequency of the Spoken words and unspoken thoughts of each Human mind

Frequency is the life force of the DNA in all Human Beings' creation

Frequency the Traveler in Time of creation of all living things 

Frequency the storage of all Knowledge and secret data of all recorded things

Frequency of the Controlled Human Mind can find all known data recorded in memory

The frequency of the heart rate is essential to a life controlled by the mind.

Frequency of the Mind is the Ratio of Time in staying alive in its Communication while doing so


Life Hackers can diversify the Frequency to gain through Communication


Eliminating Humanity's Problem of Lawlessness A&G  Get out of Jail Free Rejuvenator system 

Was an A&G Invention of Years as Rear Gunner on those Milk Carts The Voice on the Film made everyone Laugh in scouse linguistics

 We at A&G invented the Juvinator to assist with the Beautification of Humanity and to give back The Life Prisoners lost that were blamed for everything and the Education in Parent or Orphanage Beatings, Crime through hard work and the Penal Code most Barbaric suffering in India Prisons since before British rule days must not pay A&G system was and now affordable for all of mankind 


Having Studied The Human levels of Frequency we at A&G put together the Security system we are about to Unfold Due to the Highly Humanity sensitive range you Twelve Indian disciples all have agreed the participate in our Security demonstration Today for a Free Trial of your signatures will be required for the clearance Factor should your Report wishes A&G to Place in service within the Lockdown Period of Three Working Days 


We Propose to issue the Six Ring Teflon unbreakable Circles to all Inmates on Free Retrial service no matter the Severity of the Inmate's Crime Ladies and Gentlemen Your Initiation Begins the Six Rings had been in place for less the few minutes on those Seated 3rd Parties Delegates of Indians  Experienced  Security services suddenly the Ring colour changed to Sky Blue  Gaz said now Please Ladies and Gentlemen try to get up and try to Rip off those Teflon rings just  Imagine we made you the real Prisoner of Ganges Firewalkers Club, 


Their A&G  Ladies came in with Weapons Money Diamonds Gold Bars all in Bundles in front of each of the Twelve Participants  Gaz said Please these are Gifts we want you to try to take with you alongside a Hamburger and Coke on a tray Please begin your efforts Take any or all those Items now Try as they Might their wrists with rings were Forced to be held by the Body waist ring the Feet Locked together through the Ankle ring  Bands within Two Minutes each left-hand Ring colour changed back to lime Green and they were free to place it on the Table while neck ring continued to drive the DNA God factor impulses Vibration to their Brain, They were told to pick up any object it was impossible and their only success were Hamburger and Coke Free to touch to eat or drink.


You are all witnesses to how The system works they placed  Weapons in front of you are all Glocks we know each of you has had Training in those Handguns as part of your well-being We would Like you to Try to shoot A&G we promise to pay you Million Dollars if you can anytime you're ready and wearing the six Rings which now has the Disarm function Illuminated Red Tinge appeared but try as they might they all were held fast with no restraints only the six rings prevented serious crime as was Explained each Prison would have a Master Control room the Drone Wasps have Visual inspections inside cells in Omnidirectional and Zoom Camera with sounds However very rarely have any of the Six ring Functions Failed in Years, Trial  

Ladies and Gentlemen. The Human Aura has been unused for Centuries as a Corrective tool for Human behaviour the whip or Lash or Smacked arse with a Leather belt was the leading means of Human Control from the Cane days  those Kids aged onwards after spitting the Dummy out  

The insight into the Creation of Basic Income Created by Revolt Caused Mass Euphoria in the UK/USA/Canada /EU  Population which led to anarchy on those riots streets in cities up and down the Land 


The Cause was Not the Basic Income it was the lack of Proper Education for its use The A&G Educator will also prove to be an excellent choice for the Under Eighteens Realignment educator


 We will continue to empty your Prisons with our system we take all Responsibility for the Whole society's Mess we will clean it up and Those we cannot change sadly will Die from Brain haemorrhage so we have never failed our Trials Yet said Gaz 


Squeezing at their muscles to break rings  all the Time the gang of Indian english haters trying to break free when the A&G Ladies came in Now and Removed all their Clothes Stripped  them of all Naked their possessions wallets Passports watch rings every personal Item Logged even their tattoos  and how Big their Dicks and large their breasts Humiliation degraded their tempers Flared  up and the six rings Colors changing to Dark Blue you could see the Movie style of Vampier fucking temper of doom Hate in their Eyes Governor was having a Fit to stop this right now he had not Expected this Venom they were off the charts in Hate, Just Carried on Put their possessions into nice plastic package boxes while they didnt speak a word yet their minds were ready to explode in Rage of no toilet paper in the shithouse and Kill The english bastards   the Glocks looked so easy to Take and shoot kill all those Bastards all this wealth their Brains in Turmoil yet Lock down Rules applied A&G were the Prime Target of Hate in this Room the intensity levels to scrape off walls,  were going off  the scale at the Controls Laboratory Room James Gaz Son was  watching every single Move his Games master could Override any Malfunction and the Old Clock Master who was doing the Monitoring just smiles to be a Part of a witness to last boat up the Ganges  last stand they were History 

The Speed of Human Emotions took those big Hits as without warning they all started to feel Calm and good about their situation their anger had suddenly disappeared, what the Fuck was happening   


Those Rings were changing back to sky Blue it was a very uncanny feeling to know your brain was being Manipulated  yet you felt so Good  Lesson one Disarm the Mind of everybody's thoughts just control your own the God Factor kicked into you alone are like me it was implanted how it got there where it came from and just took all of 12 Minutes realignment of Frequency Rejuvenator Energy to produce with those Rings and Now they were all sat around Completely Naked  not a care in the World they all believed they were the Apparition of Supremo Beings  as  the Movie Stars to the Gods of media global empires the strawberries on the Iced cake, A&G looked at each other still fully clothed as was all their Staff


 Dear God  Gaz, what's next? said, Al Pal, it's the Implementation Trip and Rehabilitation of crying minds of no Hope Indian Reborn Times

 their Hate is all gone to I love to kiss the arse of any English-speaking person  


James hit his Control the Glocks Flipped up to the Ceiling along into a collector chute while those Gentlemen Put their Clothes Back on and those Ladies Removed the sky blue Rings and all the Table Wealth  No banter just open-mouthed Goldfish at what they had been Through Vibrations Frequency and Harmony of Controls Realigned The First Treatment was eerie yet like a drug They all wanted More the Euphoria they Felt and the Lesson of being Free do we have a Deal Gaz looked not expecting a Reply They all now Loved the British yet Sir Raju  Agreed on behalf of the Indian Government Proceed Please to our appointed Prison live test. 


India  Prison System was now in the A&G Jail Free Rejuvenator Program Their Breakfast with Three Thousand Inmates showed a different style Program where agreeing to wear those six rings their case histories would be reviewed every week and the printout with a new release date on renewals A&G Humanitarian Behaviour would eliminate years off their Sentences 

 Most took it as a big fucking laugh experiment but liked the Idea of a chance of getting out early after all it's only six lightweight Teflon  rings what the Hell let's give Prison a new A&G Life span Rejuvenator Re Educator not expecting their Brain Thoughts Realigned 

He was dished out a Lot of verbal  Sticks was Big Al Scouser this your idea of a Ring of Confidence your Pair of Daft Twats The Prison Banter went slowly quieter as the last prisoner rings were fitted then applied the James Hit on controls Armed in the Control screens Realignment Room all at Lime green good to go. 


The Ground Floor West wing held the Most Notorious Hardest Fruit and nut cases  called Criminals in India  putting rings on those Guys was  going to be Fun yet they all agreed after all they could rip the things off 

Within twenty-four hours Order Uniformity Friendly Banter kind behaviour never seen before was walking around Happy and Productive the Twenty-four Hours Truth Lunch was about to get the first real test there's a difference in not knowing the Truth  even for the Prisoner the Mindset 

Was Shit Ten Bricks How the Hell did we fall for this Shit to extreme Levels of Disbelief  Yet this was the Utmost Prisoners Test of A&G had to be integrated to get on with people system Lockdown Sky Blue James activated those hidden transponder units  in the Mess Room ceilings every unit worked the First reaction was wanting to Kill A&G for being duped yet it got worse as their efforts to stand up and get their hands free drove them demented as Rambos this was how any Caged animal feels their Brain was filling in those blank thoughts of growl attack kill Program to Bewilderment of a Child in a Sweet shop trying to choose which candy to buy those thoughts Brainwashing over their evil Natured frame of  mind

Twelve minutes the laughing started  as James controlled their Party Tricks to the Dancing Beat of the Thriller off and On Left Hand Coordination of the six ringed Circus in his Choreography of hand Manipulation Movements this sight did look Hilarious  and the Playback on the Screens Had them Rolling in stitches laughing at each other They had the First Hit of not feeling they were in a Prison Cell


There was an element of doubt with the Wardens  who had a tough time getting to terms of the A&G Contract those Bad elements of being a Prison Warden Being spat on Pissed on Shit on Bitten on attacked with homemade knives Bats Balls of steel abusive Language was the Norm in one week all this had gone the whole Prison was like a Hotel their work seemed harder than the Prisoners lives some would have loved to change places as the outside world was starting to go Crazy the drive home witnessed Crimes Daily India was going Mental  with Rat shit people losing Tempers for Farting 


A&G Truth their system cured everyone within a Week but in a Month you're a Saint there is nothing you won't do to help your fellow Man or Mankind with the truth and knowledge of the real  God Factor Brainwash back to the beginning of your own known Time getting realigned was a Miracle to see every day was a Cricket we win Day.  


Some Tough Nuts did Crack under the Real Facts and some had Brain Haemorrhages that was out of their control Factor of living with a Demon for far too long, The rehabilitation had the Food standards of any Five-star hotel with those Prisoners' talented knowledge  unleashed and the money they made as a collective force overseeing their own wellbeing as a Committee 


The Panel of those In Charge of Release saw that a Month of living with only one  Wristband on was a Sufficient Guarantee quarantine Period those Tri colour bands of Red White and Blue were as Symbolic to the Wearer as Life itself the feeling of euphoria alive in their Worlds Mind  There was never any Prisons the Past had Disappeared the Hate the Beatings Stealings the Rape of minds every bitter memory was realigned to the God Factor frequency The Hardest Part in all of this  the Once Hardest Man or Woman on the Block went face to face with those that did not have any treatment, not a clue of no God A&G factor Rejuvenator program of course defence was allowed to any extreme level those clowns had never seen the likes of a defensive Frequency force


Yes of course the Wasp Drones watched, recorded and Helped the Rehabilitated escape harm  in ways of High-speed distractions in a Fart at the passing speed of a wasp with enough smell to Blame an Army of flame-throwing Fart droppers would stop aggression in a Blink of Eye with the Sensory glands Programmed to get the Hell out of there or Run Like hell second chances to breath fresh air and live

Their minds are reprogrammed to know the Bigger differences between Black and white choices, the Macho Man and the Street Gang are too ready to turn back the clock if nothing worth it is all shit 

Well A&G God Frequency says NO and Plays a Different Tune on your soul better jump into it  Bro  Rappers on the A&G side 


Yet the Overall Picture was the system was working and now all those Confiscations those Prisoners Had were Corrected in their enterprises of Joining the Classes of Rouges on Stock exchanges Worldwide Rules  Each allotted Ten Rupees  a week Pay Three Thousand inmates  club together a Workable Pot of Luck and Fortune 

Was after all a Sizable Pot Times Five to start the Big Wigs of Truth were now in their element to Recompense Victims getting Valuations in Time inside That stolen museum Vase at Two hundred Thousand rupees was easy to Obtain on the Prison Stock exchange, of course, some Crimes had no Happy endings Peodophilier Ended with the course in ReJuvenator just pray your past will not catch up to your life in the most Revengeful way.


Those Warders were Now on Triple Pay as A&G ReJuvenator Controllers yet release dates were thick and Fast and admissions slowed down. Gaz Played them the Indian Latest Aircraft Carrier about the Same as a Person in Prison and now look how they Live with nowhere to Go at sea for six months at a time or longer look at their Menu look at their Recreation The Prison warden was up to all of that You got the Money to Pay for the Change You started to feel free

you got what I see, it's down to you getting what you want in the right way. 

They had made a lasting impression on Finance Minister India Mr Raju Sing who hailed Talent when it was outside the UK or USA he felt sure  more Major Changes would be imminent after the Proof of the Prisoners India Puddings shook hands we soon to be in touch and he was True to his word money flowed into their A&G Account in Thailand  


Canada was next on the list yet They soon had some Very Good Sales Teams to do this hard-selling work Gaz Said it Best to write a book AL How to be Loved by Lamb Curry without a BBQ


While now  back at their Base in Pattaya  their laughter was on Poor London Mayor Khan introducing a Safety Net Zone  He Might mean well but there was no answer and Laughable as Air Pollutants British Needed to get back to standards Systems Gaz said to Al Look pal The EV are a Joke without Massive Electrical Charging points infrastructure when it stares in the Faces  Roads have had their days  Going to be airways Drones and whenever they Land Plugged in Mass Charges their craft


And look at NASA Headlines Expect an Asteroid to hit us or come close to the World Panics we can set up a City screen of Squidji to repel any such attack most gases are Lighter than Oxygen and, therefore, rise out to the troposphere to then get washed into the universal air streams of no gravity we sent him an A&G letter never did get an answer Offered to secure the London City with our Pollution Monitor system we were never answered, guess they think we are Crackpots Pal Al said 






Raju Sing sitting in Mumbai on a Zoom conference call with all of his Countrymen in the London Embassy HQ ambassadors offices Patched into A&G for a cost appraisal of Mumbai or Delhi or Build a New impregnable City so much saved with these Pair their prisons already half empty they wanted in on the ground Floor India was going into a Massive tourist Upgrade and Leading the way in safety was Paramount to kick off with the best most trusted names that friendship hand was out and Money was talking deals to be made. On a vast scale, Raju did not want to be left out of every Drone space Highway every Squidji Device the doorways open to Import Technology and manufacturing bases that Squidji cricket bat put a new dimension on strikes with bowling Ball To play Cricket safely fielders must wear Squidji gloves to protect the Catchers, One Squidji Cricket Game had 290 Million Viewers, India Had all the Rights in Cricket Goods Manufacture

They had special Drone Ball finders was exciting to watch those smash hits, with their Squidji spring fielders Shoes their jumps were as high as any stadium roof causing such a sensation in Viewing a sport.


Raju Sing was clever enough to know the word in Business was Trust and offered A&G deals that Committed India to the World Stage He liked Dealing with Thailand HQ it gave him the feeling of Fuck UK and Fuck USA as A&G treated Him with Respect of a Great statesman for a Great nation they were firm but yet Humble and open to hearing of any Possible deals when Raju gave them The Fleet Order of Vacumalaters and Vipers That Cemented Good Relationships. 

The Flood Gates were on Open Mr Brian Smarty Director was in to play What If and How India Can Make Money with A&G Products       



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