I Swear I Thought They Were Bike Shorts

One-shot 🔞 | 1.5k words

🍑 dry humping it til it’s wet

🥺 pussy out for stats homework!

😇 golden retriever / TIRED student president

Ash is president of the Student Ethics Committee. He's also about to raw the dumbest freshman in a library armchair and maybe flunk out of college.

Author's note: This is a minimalist release and does not include cover art.