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The Unhinged Hotline: Behind the Mask

You get the polished version of me everywhere else. This is not that. This is where you get me, unfiltered, chaotic, and completely real, in almost-daily voice notes about whatever's actually happening behind the scenes. 

VIP Access

For $5 a month, you'll know more about what's coming than any of my other Spooky Sirens, and you'll know it way before anybody else does.

What You Can Expect

You can expect voice notes about writing wins, probably some writing meltdowns too, to be perfectly honest, hints about things that are coming, random 2 AM thoughts about my own characters, sparks of inspiration, updates on what I'm reading if I'm enjoying it, because I will never share negative thoughts about another author's work, that's just unprofessional and rude and asking to get your shit rocked in the author community, chronic illness updates, and the inside scoop on whatever's actually going on in my head that day. It's me with no script, no polish, and no mask (unless I'm shopping in the Halloween aisle, which happens more often than it should, if we're being honest).

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Chelsea's Chaotic VIPs

$5
per month
One simple monthly VIP pass to my unhinged, unfiltered voice notes.