DRUNK TEXTS/THEM SCREENSHOTS/THE LIES!

🍺 Alcohol gave you confidence. 📱 Your phone handed out the receipts.

Hilarious, savage, slightly inappropriate copy-and-paste replies for drunk texts, horny drunk texts, ridiculous lies, screenshot evidence—and that horrifying moment you realize that you sent the screenshot BACK TO THE PERSON YOU SCREENSHOTTED (which could have been you -or another hot friend...but damn-you slipped your last tear in your beer and well, your stupor of your nudity from your phone is now on vacay to... GODFORBID YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE, GIRLFIREND/BOYFRIEND...OR WORSE? YOUR MOTHER/FATHER is a recipient. YES IT HAS HAPPENED. 

WHY?

Because sometimes that best friend who was gonna drive so you can drink because they had your back, was horny too. YOU KNEW THEY WERE!

HAPPENS. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It's now two days later and your phone is buzzing loudly but now as loud as your head. You're not even sue of your surroundings.

A BURNER PHONE WILL NOT HELP YOU. CHANGE ADDRESSES. MOVE...like to Bangledesh.

We cant help your relationship, but we can tide you over til you get your plane ticket.