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🛑 5 Reasons I Can’t Adult Today

A Printable Book of Cartoons, Chaos, and Sarcastic Excuses for Avoiding Life

Welcome to the ultimate collection of reasons why adulting is just… not happening today (or probably tomorrow either, let’s be real).

From existential dread at breakfast to running out of clean underwear and the will to care, this instantly downloadable PDF is your personal excuse manual, therapy session, and comedy show—all in one.

💬 What’s Inside:

• 5 totally legitimate reasons to stay in bed
• Original sarcastic commentary from someone who’s doing their best, okay??
• Funny cartoon illustrations on every page (because pictures help the pain)
• The perfect gift for anyone who just graduated, turned 18 or 21, or realized cereal counts as a meal

🎁 Perfect for:

• Anyone who’s cried over a budget and then bought snacks
• Your friend who "just needs 5 more minutes"—permanently
• Graduates, birthday humans, and certified hot messes

📎 How It Works:

• Download the PDF instantly (no waiting, no adult supervision required)
• Print it, gift it, tape it to your fridge as a reminder that you’re not alone
• Laugh. Cry. Eat chips. Repeat.

⚠️ Warning:

This book contains adult humor, occasional existential spirals, and zero useful life advice. Enjoy responsibly.