Best On Board

Bob Gets Blown a Mile High

(A Lucky Bob Fantasy)

Full Service and a little bit more — Mile High membership is included when you're Best On Board. Lucky Bob unwittingly receives the ultimate upgrade from a trainee flight attendant.

Bob is a lonely math geek who has never mastered the art of talking to girls, and after an argument with his mother, he's packed off on a flight to Grandma’s house with instructions to “get a life, meet some girls”.

If only it were that simple.

On a quiet flight (and courtesy of his geek-chic good looks), Bob finds himself the ‘Best on Board’ and subject to the most attentive service from the beautiful young flight attendants. Without any comprehension of what is happening to him, he is flashed, groped, and bundled into the aircraft bathroom with the achingly pretty Vicky.

What happens next is up to Bob — providing he can find a way to break through his shyness.

Best on Board is a delightful do-over for any reader with an awkward ‘his first time’ memory they’d rather forget.


9,560 words; Published: March 7, 2014
M~F / Cons / First / Mile High