Don’t Get It in My Eye: A John Harris Story

John Harris is a content creator, part-time lover, and full-time expert at catching feelings for emotionally unavailable men. When a hookup turns viral, his life spirals into a whirlwind of blocked numbers, loud sex, group chat scandals, and therapy with side-eye. From bubble baths with strangers to healing through Notes app entries, John’s messy, sexy, and brutally honest journey will have you laughing, cringing, and texting your ex “never mind.”

This raw and hilarious urban erotic drama explores what happens when love is loud, lust is louder, and peace finally gets the last word.