AMAZONOPOLY™

“The Monopoly about a monopoly.” A board game you can’t win, because Jeff already did.

AMAZONOPOLY™ is a full satirical ruleset and parody artifact of Monopoly you can’t win because Amazon always does, skewering late-stage monopoly capitalism. Delivered as a digital PDF, it includes a complete parody board mapping, Bezos-ified tokens, cursed card decks, subscription traps, and PR dice. What you’re buying is a book-length satirical play experience: a printable, shareable cultural roast. This parody artifact is excellent for high social media engagement and viral circulation, with clear potential for high print/digital sales.