The Panic Clean Checklist

This printable chaos-control checklist is your new emergency plan for when your house looks like a crime scene and someone dares to “pop in.” It’s fast, brutal, and petty enough to help you fake clean like a pro. No deep scrubbing. Just visible effort.

✨ Includes:

A step-by-step cheat sheet to hide the mess, not fix it

The top 3 surfaces that actually matter

“Don’t bother” zones so you stop wasting time

Candle + scent hacks to mask the panic

📎 Format: Instant digital download

⏱️ Clean time: 12–15 minutes max

🧠 Skill level: Sweaty but strategic