The Crazy Chicken Lady’s Survival Guide 🐔 | Funny Chicken Keeping Guide & Printable Farm Planner | Happy Gathering Farm

🐔💗 CALLING ALL CRAZY CHICKEN LADIES! 💗🐔

Do you talk to your chickens like they’re your children?

Do you spend more money on chicken feed than you do on yourself?

Have you ever gone outside to collect eggs and somehow returned three hours later, covered in dirt, with absolutely no idea what happened? 😂

Then this survival guide was made for YOU!

Introducing The Crazy Chicken Lady’s Survival Guide, proudly created by Happy Gathering Farm!

A hilarious but genuinely useful 32-page printable chicken-keeping guide and planner for backyard chicken enthusiasts, hobby farmers and anyone whose feathered friends have completely taken over their lives!

🥚 WHAT’S INCLUDED?

🐓 Practical chicken-keeping tips

🐓 Feeding and daily care information

🥚 Egg collection and production trackers

🐣 Incubation and chick growth records

❤️ Chicken health and veterinary logs

🐔 Individual flock profiles

🧹 Coop cleaning and maintenance trackers

💰 Chicken-keeping expense records

📋 Handy checklists and record-keeping pages

😂 Plenty of chicken humour along the way!

💗 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

✔ 32 printable pages

✔ Easy-to-use farm records and trackers

✔ Print extra copies whenever you need them

✔ Perfect for beginners and experienced chicken keepers

✔ Makes a fun gift for chicken-obsessed friends

✔ Instant digital PDF download

Because keeping chickens isn’t just a hobby…

It’s a lifestyle, an addiction, and occasionally a full-contact sport! 🤣🐓

🛒 ONLY $12.95 AUD

📥 Instant digital download

📄 32-page printable PDF

No physical product will be shipped.

Happy Gathering Farm — where the chickens rule, the eggs are expensive, and the humans have completely lost control! 🐔💕