Bob's BIG Book of Extremely Simple Things

Ever look at things lately and wonder, hmmmmm WHY can't folks recognize how simple this is to do and JUST DO IT?   HI, my name's Bob. A simple name, for a simple man, whose simply fed up with all these SMART devices that seem so intent on proving us to be complete idiots now that they are here. I have observed people who should know better, doing some outright foolish things, that WE older folks were taught better while growing up. Things like, washing our hands, putting on shoes AND socks, taking out the trash, making toast, or a sandwich. Or even how to make ICE or open a simple door. With all the MODERN conveniences we have today, young people are completely lost it seems as to how  to cope with anything should there be no easy way to have the machine do it for them. NOW you can show them in this book not only how it's done properly, but add a satirical history of WHY it was done to begin with. And keep a copy handy for them youngin's what needs some learnin' about the OLD days when you didn't have a cell phone, or Netflix, or the internet to look everything up on Google. Enjoy it folks!