Hallucinations™

A real-time autopsy of the credential economy in the age of synthetic thought. When generative AI renders the syllabus obsolete, a legacy university spirals into a frantic farce, exposing the paradox of teaching humans to compete with their own replacements.

This narrative engine indicts the reflexive overcorrection cycles of legacy institutions facing technological rupture. It maps the "Panic Pedagogy" arc across five seasons of software updates, shifting from administrative denial to total systemic reinvention. A scalable franchise that destabilizes the comfortable fiction of expertise, positioning the campus as the primary battleground for the definition of human utility.