The Bottle Didn't Say Stop

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Nobody mentioned a finish line.

The Bottle Didn't Say Stop turns three innocent shampoo instructions into a heroic test of commitment.

He had coffee. He had a plan.

He was going to the hardware store.

Then he read the bottle.

What follows is a blues-rock comedy about a man determined to follow every instruction—even as the towel becomes a distant ambition and the afternoon slips away.

“I was clean at half past seven.

It's a quarter after two.”

For everyone who has ever followed the instructions and somehow made things worse.

Stay through the ending.

The bottle has one more suggestion.

— Nathan Garrett



Includes: one MP3 download with embedded cover artwork and properly labeled song information.

Runtime: 3 minutes, 57 seconds.

Music: Blues-rock comedy.

Creation: Nathan Garrett, using AI music tools.

Released through: Arcadia Frequencies.