Brazil isn't for amatuers
Brazilians love to say that Brazil is not for amateurs. And holy sh*t that is so true.
Brazilian travel is made for Brazilians, not foreigners. I've cried over buying a bus ticket, been pickpocketed, been scammed.
After 5 trips and basically spending half my 20s there, this is everything I wished I'd known before I went.
Don't waste time figuring it on your precious holiday that you paid good money for.
Just solve the problems before they start.
Here's every page:
- Cover
- Table of Contents
- Before We Start
- Safety — I'm Scared!!
- Easy Rules to Stay Safe
- Before You Leave (visa + what to pack / leave at home)
- Apps to Download Before You Go
- Key Info (SIM, CPF, PIX, cash, flights, scams)
- Domestic Flights (airlines that won't take your card)
- SIM Card & CPF
- WTF is PIX? (+ cash & cards)
- I'm Sick / Injured + Bus Tickets
- Airport Uber & Delivery Apps (iFood, Rappi)
- Nobody Speaks English (essential phrases)
- Beach: How It Actually Works (+ prices)
- What to Eat (snacks, por kilo, churrasco, restaurants)
- Which City to Go To
- Which Carnival?
- How to Make Friends
- Romance: What Nobody Tells You (ficante system, Tinder, dating)
- Favelas & Baile Funk
- Closing