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How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket Ebook
A Standalone, Short Romantic Comedy
Getting pulled over for speeding--especially as fast as I was going--is anyone's nightmare. And desperate to get out of a speeding ticket that might not only get my license revoked, get me sent to jail, or get my car impounded, I lie.
I tell the biggest lie my brain can conjure up.
I tell the officer that my pregnant wife is in labor and panicking, and I'm rushing to get to her side. Mind you, I'm single--can't even remember the last time I had a girlfriend--and I sure as hell don't have a baby on the way.
The officer--not believing me--followed me to the hospital where I hope and pray I can find someone willing to let me use them to stay out of trouble.
When I find a pregnant woman alone and clearly in pain, will she help me, or will she laugh in my face and tell the officer to arrest me?
**This is a short, instalove novelette.