Stretch's Ramblings is a collection of terrible jokes, bad puns, random thoughts and more strange, fun, and interesting things that have collected in the corners of his brain. As a balloon artist and entertainer Stretch uses many of these, at least the ones he can remember at any given time, while twisting balloons and entertaining at various parties and events. Why is this collection full of terrible jokes and puns? To quote Stretch, "What happens when you tell a good joke? People expect more good jokes. Set the bar low so you don't trip on it later." Have fun using these to get groans, and even the occasional laugh wherever you share them.