Scarey Crow’s Straw Berry Scares Cook Book
Annihilate Your Fruit & Eat It Too, Brought to you by the Man made of Straw Himself…
Scarey Crow at your service to present to you: Scarey Crow’s Straw Berry Scares Cook Book, for all the berry lovers in all their diverse varieties. I must say it’s hard work protecting the berry patch from all those thieving crows, but I get the job done. So naturally for the fruit I protect, I thought it only befitting that I lend you all my favorite berry recipes in a cook book as such. Enjoy!
Oh and be sure to check out my dear good friend’s cook book, entitled, Chef Dracula’s Bloody Red Vampire Cook Book, a great accompaniment to many a berry dish, as it is a recipe book in ode to all dishes that share one thing in common: the color red, one of Chef Dracula’s favorite colors, (for obvious reasons); a color in which most berries have in common as well. Enjoy!