Journal When You Shouldn't Post Your Thoughts Online

Have a hard time scrolling when you read some stupid shit on Facebook? Ever have the urge to comment on a post, and your comment could potentially get you fired? Write your feelings down in this journal instead. It costs less than a concoction at Starbucks and significantly cheaper than an hour of therapy.

Upload the PDF to your iPad in Goodnotes or any other digital journaling app and utilize the Apple Pencil to vent on the lined pages of this journal. Consider a password on your device so no one else can read your thoughts.

Print these pages and use a pencil, pen, or crayon to express your feelings. I recommend burning the pages afterward. Who needs evidence lying around for someone else to find? If you know, you know.

The next day, when these feelings arise again, print the damn pages and repeat the process to keep yourself employed, married, and out of trouble with society.

This is a digital download. That means I won't be mailing you an actual book.

All sales are final. That means there are no refunds on digital download purchases.

Don't be a douche and share this with your friends who haven't purchased their own copy. That makes you a thief.

I'm not perfect. So if, for some reason, I fucked up this listing and the PDF doesn't download correctly, email me at thirdhousedesigns@gmail.com. I'll make it right.