10 Commandments of Women

Ten Commandments of Women

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There is no greater pleasure than the pleasure of a woman. No (straight) man ever said on his deathbed, "I wish I wouldn't have fucked all those women."

He says instead, "Please, God, forgive me for my sins."

No, I'm not a millionaire.

No, I don't have a great body.

No, I do NOT have a big dick.

This is for the guys who don't have big dicks.

Fortunately, you don't need these things to succeed with women.

The one thing I do have is knowledge, and knowledge is power.

And I can help you get success with women, as my mantra has always been, "If I can do it, so can you."

You need me to show you how.

Can you be confident as you go for any woman you're after?

Yes

Confidence has always been a very popular word for scoring on chicks. However, the word confidence is misleading and is not quite accurate. Anyway, I show you how to be confident with women while you're making them comfortable with you, even if you are a complete stranger, no matter where you are, at work, at the bar, restaurant, or on the Internet.

I had to learn these Ten "Commandments" over a lifetime, but you don't have to wait that long. You can start benefiting today regardless of age, education, or income.

Tell you a story: I went to a comedy club with my brother, and he insisted that we always sat up front. Sometimes, he would drink too much and heckle the comedians because he thought he was funnier than they were -he wasn't.

Normally, a professional comedian only insults the Heckler in the audience—the troublemaker. The comedian must get the last insult, and each insult must be better than the last; otherwise, the amateur is making a fool of the professional.

Not all, but most of the really good comedians have routines; they tell a story, usually from their personal lives, but none are paid to embarrass the patrons who have come to see them. This would be like biting the hand that feeds you.

"The Comedy Central presents The Roast Of-" is done by professionals like Jeff Ross, who have been hired to do that specific event with the permission of the celebrity who volunteered. They signed up for that; you didn't. And neither did I, and that was my mindset.

A good comedian will always get the last word by putting a heckler in his place, matching the severity of his insult, tit for tat, and then stopping, so he can continue his act.

Most hecklers quit when after they know they have been bested. Nothing sobers up some drunk faster than being embarrassed in front of a room full of strangers (except maybe the flashing lights of a police car), and then they stop before things get ugly—a sobering experience.

However, some of the better comedians can get away with making fun of the people sitting in the front row if they are skillful enough or tactful enough because they know what they're doing. I didn't care because I did not pay to be insulted. I paid to be entertained; that was my mindset. I said another way: I didn't want to be a part of their act. Unlike the comedian, I wasn't getting paid for being so.

But my younger brother explained that he never got offended because he knew how to get the comedians to leave him alone, even after he started heckling them first.

What was that secret?

He said that no matter what they said, he would start laughing at their jokes, even as they were being made at his expense. By showing the comedian that he wasn't offended by laughing (which was their job anyway), he was complimenting them.

And there is no higher compliment you can pay a comedian than to laugh with them while they're making fun of you. It's not imitation but appreciation that is the highest form of flattery.

I was stunned. It was so obvious, from his viewpoint, that I had no idea because I didn't have his mindset. Two people at the same club are both being attacked verbally, but him having a great time, and me hating every fucking minute of it.

Not only did the comedians stop making fun of him/us once he saw my brother (sincerely) laughing, but they would even send the waitress over with a bottle of champagne on occasion.

Others would stop by the bar after the show and ask if we enjoyed it. Even if they weren't headliners, my brother would treat them as if they were and ask them for their autograph or a selfie.

The guy we paid to see was hanging out with us. That was fucking amazing!!! Some of the guys were way cooler off-stage than they were on it. I never saw the same comedian twice, but my brother did, and some of the comedians would even mention his name when they recognized him if the audience wasn't too hostile.

You see, my brother learned the secret of turning the tables on the Comedians and sharing that with me; he changed my mindset, so much so that afterward, not only did I enjoy sitting up front with him, but if we couldn't get a table near the stage, I was disappointed.

He showed me how to get the same enjoyment from the comedy club that he did. Likewise, I can show you how to get the same enjoyment from women I do. He knew comedians, but I knew women.

Just like he had learned the secret of the Comedians, I had learned the secret of woman, and now I am willing to share those secrets with you, but only for a price. A successful man knows when to ask for help, and you need help; otherwise, you wouldn't even be here. It's okay to ask for help. That's what kings do; they seek counsel from the wise. So they themselves may be wise.

"You might be royalty!!!"

Unlike a man, a woman expects something for nothing, and they will even whine when they ask you, "Can you do me a favor."

And if you do, you have already failed her test, and she will play you for the fool you have proved yourself to be.

Any fool can see the burden of taking on another man's problems, but a wiser man can see the same burden in a woman asking him for the same.

And If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're even further behind than most guys.

A wise man shows her that the folly is hers for asking and not his for denying her.

Women are begging to be taught, and you will teach her.

Once you have learned the rules yourself.

The Ten Commandments are less than a hundred pages long and 15,000 words; there are less than a dozen illustrations. This is more of an E-book, but the information is potent. If you knew the secret formula of coke, the recipe might only be a paragraph long, but that information would make you a billionaire overnight.

Do you want me to show you how to improve your life? I will, but you are paying me for my experience. Or I was told another way that I had to learn the hard way. I didn't have a choice because no one else knew, or if they did, they wouldn't tell me about it. Other successful men won't because you're the competition.

These are things that I know will keep you from wasting your time with women and make you successful by avoiding and repeating the same mistakes that I could only learn by making them first. They were painful, embarrassing, and miserable. Some men will never know these secrets.

And that's why there's no substitution for Experience.

I don't want your rent or food; I only want your beer money. Don't tell me you don't need help with women (everybody does); you wouldn't be here otherwise.

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