Plus-Sized Mukbang H*es: I Went Through the Wendy’s Drive-Thru to See My Sneaky Link Now I’m Raising His Baby and Still Getting Free Nuggets
YASMIN:
I pulled up to Wendy’s for a 4 for 4 and left with a back blown out, fries in my bra, and a surprise marinating in my lower half.
Now I’m seven months deep, craving nuggets dipped in ghost pepper ranch, and about to raise twins from a drive-thru hookup with the man who still texts me “you up” and shows up with sauce.
He was supposed to be a sneaky link.
Now he knows how to hold my belly and hold me down.
I still don’t trust him.
But I let him feed me.
RODRICK:
She showed up asking for a combo.
I gave her one.
Now she carrying my kids and making mukbang videos with tears in her lashes and hot sauce on her lips.
I ain’t ready to be a dad. I barely pay rent.
But Yasmin got me fiending to grow the hell up and earn the right to kiss her between bites.
She got me addicted.
To the chaos. The cravings.
And the way she looks at me when I bring her the last nugget.
A filthy, food-fueled, five-pepper urban romance that goes full throttle from backseat hookups to car-seat chaos.
Come hungry.
Leave full.
Extra sauce included.