DILBERT THE CATER-PICKLE

Meet Dilbert — the small, confused cater‑pickle who accidentally becomes the bravest creature in the Realm of Almost.

Born from a tattoo gap and a lifetime of being told to “be quiet,” Dilbert wobbles his way through a mythic world built from forgotten voices, swallowed boundaries, and the things we almost said. This illustrated short story blends sweary humour, emotional intelligence, and a touch of fantasy to explore transformation, courage, and what it really means to find your voice.

If you were a quiet kid who grew into a grown‑up still learning how to take up space, this short ebook will hit you right in the inner‑child‑healing, self‑worth‑rebuilding, “I’m done being small” part of your soul.

Perfect for readers who love:

mythic storytelling, personal growth, emotional healing, trauma recovery, self‑expression, empowerment, and adult picture books with a sweary twist.

A funny, heartfelt reminder that becoming yourself is messy, magical, and absolutely worth it.