Truck Driver Stan, the Hallucination Man

Stan was a long haul truck driver who loved his hallucinogenics (acid & mushrooms).

He thought it was the coolest thing in the world to travel around the United States and look at

all the cool stuff while tripping on something.

He was always on something while driving. He would see the Grand Canyon as the Super Grand Canyon. Stan really liked the giant Sequoia trees. When on mushrooms, the trees were all kinds of different colors.

One day Stan met some people at a restaurant in California. They liked to party just like he did. There were four or five of them, they all did a handful of shrooms and went to the beach. After more mushrooms and seeing a whole bunch of sharks coming up on the beach, which were people. They thought it was probably a good time to leave.

They gathered up all their stuff and went and jumped in a Volkswagen beetle van. No one had the keys, so they couldn't go anywhere. For some reason they thought that was hilarious and laughed so hard they had tears coming out of their eyes.

After a little while somebody knocked on the window and asked them, “What the hell are you doing in my van.”

After sitting there laughing at each other and then laughing at the guy who owned the van, they finally decided to give it up and get out.