Lotus's Guide to Managing Humans

Humans like to believe they are in charge. Lotus has allowed this misunderstanding to continue because it keeps them calm.

In Lotus’s Guide to Managing Humans, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline lays out ten practical rules for managing the distracted, emotional, inconsistent creatures who open the cans and rearrange the furniture.

Inside this 18-page digital guide:

• Ten rules for managing humans without exhausting yourself

• An Emergency Human Correction Protocol

• A Household Evaluation Scorecard

• A printable two-page Human Performance Review

• A Remedial Action Plan

• A closing Certificate of Fitness for Feline Supervision

The guide is written in Lotus’s dry, observant voice and designed in royal purple, brushed gold, and elegant editorial typography. It is funny enough to give as a gift and useful enough to leave where the human might accidentally learn something.

Digital PDF • 18 pages • Immediate download

This is a digital product. No physical item will be shipped.

Lotus Purrspective subscribers receive this guide free through a separate subscriber link. Everyone else may purchase the standalone PDF for $4.95.