The Eyes Have It by Philip K. Dick

The Eyes Have It is a short, humorous science fiction story by Philip K. Dick, first published in 1953. In this clever piece, a man reading a novel becomes convinced that Earth has been secretly invaded by aliens after he misinterprets common English idioms—such as people “throwing glances” or “eating their hearts out”—as literal statements. Playful and satirical, the story showcases Dick’s talent for twisting perception and language, poking fun at both science fiction tropes and human gullibility. Brief yet memorable, it offers a lighthearted glimpse into the inventive mind of one of sci-fi’s most celebrated authors.