Skate Dreams Crushed in old English Park

Here lies the heartbreak of youth—etched in bold, official lettering. This delightfully strict English park sign declares war on fun, banning skateboarding, roller skating, and rollerblading with the cold authority of a £500 penalty. It’s proper. It’s posh. It’s practically poetry in passive-aggression. A perfect piece for lovers of irony, British signage, or anyone who’s ever had their wheels halted by bureaucracy in a bowler hat.

Bring warmth and texture to your space with this printable artwork — designed for crystal-clear printing up to 24×24 inches.

You’ll receive:

One high-resolution JPG file (7000×7000 pixels)

300 DPI (professional print quality)

Perfect for square frames up to 24×24 inches

Instant digital download — no waiting, no shipping

How it works:

Purchase and download the ZIP file.

Unzip it to access your image.

Print at home, at your local print shop, or through an online printer.

Please note:

This is a digital file — no physical item will be shipped.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your monitor and printer settings.