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ChineseCheat

Unlock the secrets of elite Chinese learners.

Missionaries Deserve The Best.

The gift of tongues allows missionaries to know what their spiritual brothers and sisters need to hear. But it's the missionary's job to develop the skill to take promptings from their heart and transform them into words.


Gaining fluency in any Asian language is no small feat. The challenge generally leaves missionaries feeling defeated and many to give up learning altogether. I refuse to accept that this is a fault of their intelligence, or because of a lack of spirituality. It's a matter of never being taught the optimal methods.

What Methods?


This program is not just a massive head start to let missionaries hit the ground running in the field. It will support them all the way to mastery for the duration of their mission. The classes teach content in this order:


The Gift of Tongues - My testimony

Tones - Three obstacles to tonal perfection (during practice)

Mnemonics - The world's most efficient memory hacks

Spaced Repetition - The world's most efficient review strategy and how to get it on the mission

Neuroplasticity - Three irreplaceable neurotransmitters and how to leverage them

Prioritized Vocabulary - Master the first most important 200 words in Chinese

How to Speak - Four vital skills to sound native (accent, tongue position, obstacles to tonal perfection during speaking)

Literacy Fast Track + Learning Phases - Your mission blueprint to literacy


...and by the way, the MTC doesn't teach any of these specifics.

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If I'm not a missionary, will this still be helpful?

Yes! Those of us who have aged beyond 25 need this course more than anyone else, as its prime focus is neuroplasticity (which decreases with age) and fool-proof review optimization. No matter who you are, neuroplasticity IS ATTAINABLE! We recommend using OpenAI's ChatGPT 5 voice feature to have a talking partner, choosing topics for dialogue, and continuing to use the technology and memory strategies in the course just like any missionary would.

Past Missionaries' Opinions

"The Pinoli memory training changed my entire life."

— Jack Bird (Kaohsiung Mission '23-25)

"Pinoli's neuroscience was so effective that it changed how fast I could learn."

— Ellie Jacobson (Kaohsiung Mission '23-25)

"你们好! Pinoli's work changed the mission! I'm keeping the same habits for my Chinese classes and beyond."

-- Justin Murri (Kaohsiung Mission '23-25)

For the Price of an &Collar Shirt...

...make your $10k mission worth twice as much.

The Everything Pack

$99