So You’re a Painter? – Funny Adult Application

Anybody offering long, smooth strokes should be qualified to provide complete coverage. 🎨😏

This hilariously flirty 3-page application examines a painter’s brushes, roller size, stroke technique, surface preparation, wet-work skills, multiple-coat stamina, boundaries, cleanup, and ability to provide complete edge-to-edge coverage.

Perfect for flirting, date nights, gag gifts, painters, or anyone whose surface deserves a smooth and satisfying finish.

This is a printable digital PDF. No physical item will be shipped.

Adults only. For entertainment purposes only.