Feed Their Name to the Thames

When whispers aren’t enough, you let the river take them.

The River Thames is no gentle stream. It carries centuries of blood, sacrifice, power, and shadow through its depths. To cast a name into its current is to hand them over to a force older, darker, and far less forgiving than any single spell.

On Saturday 23rd August, I will be going directly to the Thames to perform this ritual. For £20, I will write your enemy’s name onto ritual paper, bind it with baneful herbs, and feed it to the river. Once it sinks, their energy is carried into the depths where it is broken down, scattered, and drowned.

This ritual is perfect for:

Enemies who gossip, hex, or attack you

Toxic exes, rivals, and abusers

Anyone holding power over you that you want dissolved

Spirits or practitioners who keep targeting you

Situations that feel heavy, oppressive, and draining

✨ What’s included:

Your enemy’s name inscribed and ritually prepared

Herbs, oils, and sigils of banishment + scattering

Their name fed to the Thames current during the group ritual

A brief confirmation message after casting

⚠️ Important:

This is baneful work. Once their name hits the river, there is no reversing it. Make sure you are certain before you submit.

The Thames takes what it is given and it does not return it.

£20 per name slot.