From the Skies Above

Man you have to check this out, and it's not even the first time this kind of thing has happened. I was sitting outside looking through my telescope trying to find Saturn. It's at its closest to Earth right now and I thought I could get some pretty good pictures. Well I saw something. I've seen things before and recorded them, sent them to the UFO agencies and got a return email. They added a phone number so I could give them a call. I did, nothing ever did come from it though.

I was recording what I saw, it was getting bigger and bigger but not making any noise. Finally, I believe it landed. I lost consciousness.

When I finally woke up and saw what was happening around me, it pissed me off. There were a bunch of funky little shitheads standing around laughing, I think they were making jokes about me.

Well I tried to get up and go join the conversation and find out what was going on. When I realized I was chained to the table. When they noticed me struggling, trying to get up, they laughed even harder and that made me even more pissed.