The Squeaker

The cheapest laugh you will ever buy.

What it is

I found out early in my table-hopping years that kids and adults both love a squeaker. Some work it out straight away, which is fine. Some never do, which is better.

I have carried one every day since.

This is two squeakers and everything I know about using them, which after thirty years of tables is more than you would think.

What is in the ideas sheet

How to hold it and how to time it, so the squeak and the touch land on the same beat and nobody sees your hand move.

Two of my own table openers, including the one I use when the kids will not look up: pick up a crayon, squeak it, act like it happens all the time. Then pick up a second crayon and vanish it.

And about a dozen things to do when you are not working at all. Elevator buttons. A borrowed cell phone. The steak you send back. The bug you stomp on. Your own nose, and then your kid's nose. The shoe store. The one where the broken squeaker gets caught and still squeaks.

Who it is for

Anybody. There is nothing to learn and nothing to practice. It is the one thing in this store you can use the day it arrives.

What you get

Two squeakers and the ideas sheet.

Add it to any trick.

Shipping is $7 flat, however much you order. Pearl and The Squeaker are add-ons, so put them in with a trick.

Everything goes out by USPS, usually within a day or two of your order.