Salutations! It's time for your APRIL update here on WolfeWire Media.
(This is coming out today because I HATE april 1st. Fuckin' bullshit for the last 20 years on the internet have just soured me so hard on this)
COMING SOON:
Cerberus Fratbruh and it's associated TriggerTRAC for April.
Become the 3 Headed Cerberus and learn to embrace 3 points of view, especially when they're "Fuck it", "Lift it", and your own normal thoughts.
Learn a new mantra, become the kind of big buff monster of legend that can out drink, out fuck, and out party everyone! --- RELEASING ON APR 3RD!!
Then, Use your new TriggerTRAC to embrace your mantra, and mumble and drool your way to new heights of arousal, pleasure, and deep satisfaction of a lift-well-done. ----RELEASING ON APR 10TH!
Unfortunately, things have been progressing a bit awkwardly, and we had to bring the Kia into the shop for brakes...and found out the shocks and struts were about to go. So we had to replace those...
All told, the car's repairs were about Three Thousand US Dollars. $3,000.
Fuck me.
AND THE VERY NEXT DAY... my wife's laptop popped. Some of the internals literally made explody noises and died...so that happened.
IF YOU WANT, you can contribue to the paypal via tips or purchase more files to help us fund the replacement of her laptop and pay down the car repair debt.
Not required, but this space IS a blog, so I'm using it as such. This weekend was VERY unpleasant for that reason, and while LOTS of good things happened too (I'll get to that in a tic) it feels nice to vent.
Click here if you wanna donate: DONATE VIA PAYPAL
I'm happy to note that I purchased a gaming table from a Kickstarter in October 2023, and FINALLY, this Friday MARCH 2026...I received the last of the parts for it. Yup. The table itself arrived (undamaged) in September of last year (2025), and bits an parts have slowly arrived...the last bits being a set of cupholders, and a complete set of blueprints to use in a 3d printer for all the accessories. So I can now go down to the maker space in town, print myself some dice trays that lock into the rails, or some phone holders that clip on, etc! THIS IS GREAT! Yes, I waited almost 3 years for my fuckin' order, and there was a LOT of bullshit that came with the stupid tariffs and whatnot, but fuck that. I'm just stupid happy my table showed the fuck up, and so did my parts, and I have my 3d printer files to add to it!
This is good.
Some items in production right now:
- MINDFUCKER - an HFO ear-fucking hypnofile.
- THE RISE OF DARKSTEEL - A hypnotic adventure of a hero being corrupted into my personal guard/ new villainous henchgurl lieutenant (yup, involves FtH transformation bits. cock growth.)
- MAX'S FORMULA - Audio Transformation Roleplay. Twinky little scientist boy learns why you shouldn't splice wolf DNA into your hulking out juice.
- LORANA RISES - A Legally distinct werehellhound gurl (or girl) TF hypnofile. You know the girl. You know the motiff. It's just like HER...but NOT. (yes, it's that dumb Austin Powers Joke, sh'up I think it's funny). Will be coming out in Herm and Straight Female versions, and I'm probably gonna include a TriggerTRAC.
- FEELIN' FROGGY - A frog TF hypnosis. Lay some eggs. Be wild, slimy, sticky, and happy.
So that's EVERYTHING going on here at wolfewire media, and I am so glad you're all here for this adventure with me! LETS FUCKING GO!~
~ARI