Salutations! It's time for your APRIL update here on WolfeWire Media. (This is coming out today because I HATE april 1st. Fuckin' bullshit for the last 20 years on the internet have just soured me so hard on this) COMING SOON: Cerberus Fratbruh and...

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I HAVE MADE GIFS I have created some gifs using a gif-makin' majigger. They'll help jazz up these fun little blog posts of mine.

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Heya! Surgery went great! Got good news, new parts, heart is doing great. I am in sooooo much pain, it's not even funny. I'll be down for a week or so, just...not moving much. Promise I'll be back to work ASAP. ~Ari UPDATE: I am able ...

Due to medical issues I will be mostly unavailable during October. I'm going to be working on some things over the next few days, hopefully to manage the downtime for October. I really don't think this will keep me down long, but my last heart impla...

HAPPY AUGUST - HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yup. August again. I'm getting older. Go me. I survived. Working on a horse curse file this month, along with a kinda crazy relaxo goofy hypnosis, so that's a thing. Reactivated my THRONE page (CLICK IT, ...

I've been fighting (since April, jeezus) to get my heart medications properly. The short version is that I take an extreme kind of rhythm inhibitor to keep my heart from racing off into ultraspeed thanks to years of abusing Caffeine, Abusing myself ...

Hello there, I'm Ari. I make all of this stuff you see here on Audio by Ariohn. We have a small thing you need to understand about our work.We don't do harm.I get it, people have needs and urges that sometimes are pretty wild. And sure, you...