So, this is dumb, but maybe it'll work. Yeah, throne is great. It works just fine, but sometimes they charge WAY MORE than the actual gift costs. Like...WAY more. Sooooo...I wanna upgrade my tablet, meaning Paypal Donation time. So let's see if this...

Welcome to July 2026! Oh good god, it's friggin July. I'm so tired already. Here at WolfeWire Media we've been busy, so here's a look at what's going on and what's coming soon to your favourite audio store! COMING SOON: THE PREORDERS FOR JULY'S RELE...

Welcome to June 2026! It's finally June, and here at WolfeWire Media we've been busy, so here's a look at what's going on and what's coming soon to your favourite audio store! COMING SOON: THE RISE OF DARKSTEEL : COMING JUNE 5th TO THE STOREFRONT! -...

Welcome to May! It's may here at WolfeWire Media, so here's a look at what's going on and what's coming soon to your favourite audio store! COMING SOON: MINDFUCKER - An HFO "Earfuck" Hypnotic Journey COMING MAY 8th TO THE STOREFRONT! Max's Muscle F...

SALE PRICED COMMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED. (THIS OFFER HAS ENDED) I have emptied out my queue and need to refill it, and more importantly, I need to pay my tax bills and so on. :/ My Commission Queue is currently: OPEN You're welcome to choose from my ...

Salutations! It's time for your APRIL update here on WolfeWire Media. (This is coming out today because I HATE april 1st. Fuckin' bullshit for the last 20 years on the internet have just soured me so hard on this) COMING SOON: Cerberus Fratbruh and...

Help me stick it to Subscribe Star in the best way possible, by living well. Use Code FUCKSUBSTAR at checkout for 20% off of purchases totalling $30 or more on all my stuff. They fucked me over, so I'm gonna give you exactly what you want. DO ...

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR MARCH: 4 Slots Available! My Commission Queue is currently: OPEN Pricing: Up to 1 Finished Hr of Hypnosis/ASMR $350 USD - Includes Script creation Above 1 Finished Hr to 2 Hr of Hypnosis/ASMR $450 USD - includes script creat...

I HAVE MADE GIFS I have created some gifs using a gif-makin' majigger. They'll help jazz up these fun little blog posts of mine.

MARCH: COMING THIS MONTH -- DEBBIES DUPLICATE! Become the Rubber Sexdoll duplicate of Debbie, the Narcissitic Tech CEO, and go fuck yourself. LITERALLY! *Couldn't resist the joke. And a TriggerTRACK for those of you who like to be ordered to ...

These commissions are now closed. Regular rates now apply. $350 USD for hypnosis/ASMR up to 1 finished hour. $450 USD for hypnosis/ASMR from 1 to 2 finished hours. Anything longer is subject to higher pricing, contact for details. Arlgkepfgmgmblemhn...

Heya! Surgery went great! Got good news, new parts, heart is doing great. I am in sooooo much pain, it's not even funny. I'll be down for a week or so, just...not moving much. Promise I'll be back to work ASAP. ~Ari UPDATE: I am able ...

Due to medical issues I will be mostly unavailable during October. I'm going to be working on some things over the next few days, hopefully to manage the downtime for October. I really don't think this will keep me down long, but my last heart impla...

HAPPY AUGUST - HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yup. August again. I'm getting older. Go me. I survived. Working on a horse curse file this month, along with a kinda crazy relaxo goofy hypnosis, so that's a thing. Reactivated my THRONE page (CLICK IT, ...

I've been fighting (since April, jeezus) to get my heart medications properly. The short version is that I take an extreme kind of rhythm inhibitor to keep my heart from racing off into ultraspeed thanks to years of abusing Caffeine, Abusing myself ...

Hello there, I'm Ari. I make all of this stuff you see here on Audio by Ariohn. We have a small thing you need to understand about our work.We don't do harm.I get it, people have needs and urges that sometimes are pretty wild. And sure, you...