This is my online shop. It is designed to be an easy place to grab all the fun extras you CAN'T get on the big book selling websites.

If you want more in depth information about me, my books, in person events, etc., go to DMGUAY.com.

You can buy my books in ebook, paperback and audiobook via Amazon and Audible. (And in paper via Bookshop.org, Barnes & Noble, and select local bookstores.) And that's just fine! They offer free shipping, and the delivery is super easy. My goal is to make it easy for YOU, dear reader, to shop and read in the way you like best.

BUT this store has some things you can't get anywhere else. Like exclusive 24/7 Demon Mart merch and personalized, autographed paperbacks. I ship them all personally, from my office at home.

The ebook and audiobook editions of many of my books are exclusive to Amazon and Audible--by contract--ergo, I am not able to sell them to you here. Any ebook/ audiobook that is NOT exclusive is available here!

All sales are final. I do not accept returns. (I'm just one ghoul filling orders from her house!) But, I do my best to ensure your books arrive in good condition, so if there is a serious problem with shipping or the order, please do reach out. Reader happiness matters to me.

Shipping within the U.S. is included in the price of your items. Books will ship via USPS media mail or USPS First Class mail, which can take up to 10 business days for delivery.

I am currently shipping to Canada using USPS International First Class mail service, which can take 1-4 weeks to arrive. Your shipping rate is based on the weight of your items, (because paperbacks are heavy!) If you're ordering a giant stack of books, it's gonna get spendy. But if you're ordering a book or two and some merch like stickers or postcards, the rates are more reasonable. (I encourage you to stick to a couple of books at most, paired with stickers/art merch.

Canada Shipping rates are:

$11 for up to .48 pounds

$14 for .49 to 1 pound

$18 for 1 to 2 pounds

$22 for 2 to 3 pounds

$29 for 3 to 4 pounds

$59 for 4 to 8 pounds

$90 for 8 to 12 pounds

The weight of each item is on the product page.

The price to ship goes up substantially as the weight goes up! (Sorry. It's the post office, not me.) I make every effort to ship affordably. If your order is more than 4 pounds, it may ship in more than one box to keep costs lower.

If Canadian shipping works well, I will add more countries, starting with the UK and Australia, in the future.

Please Note: this does not include VAT or any other charges you may incur upon receipt. This is just my cost to ship to you.

No! Autographs are free. Books here may be slightly more expensive than on book retailer websites, because they include the cost to ship and package via US Postal Service Media Mail. (For U.S. orders)

Add your personalized signing request in the "comments" box during checkout.

Please note that only books by DM Guay can be personalized. Scott Burtness' books are signed, but can't be personalized by Scott. Sorry!

All sales are final. I do not accept returns. (I'm just one ghoul filling orders from her house!) But, I do my best to ensure your books arrive in good condition, so if there is a serious problem with shipping or the order, please do reach out. Reader happiness matters to me.

After you make your purchase, you will receive an email from a service called BookFunnel, with instructions on how to download and listen to your audiobook. You have several options. You can download Bookfunnel's mobile app and listen through that. You can listen via the cloud through your web browser.

The Bookfunnel download information is contained on the file you receive from Payhip after purchase and via the Bookfunnel email, so do check your inbox. (Or your spam/promotions folder if it doesn't arrive.)

After you make your purchase, you will receive an email from a service called BookFunnel, with instructions on how to download your ebook to the device of your choice. So check your inbox! (Or your spam/promotions folder if it doesn't arrive.)

Ebooks purchased here are compatible with a wide variety of devices, including: Kindle, Nook, Kobo, mobile and desktop readers.

The Bookfunnel service is designed to help you download your ebook onto the device of your choice (usually via a custom download link). They can also help you with any problems/ hiccups.

The Bookfunnel download information is also contained on the file you receive from Payhip after purchase.

All sales are final. No returns.

However, if you run into an issue with the download, please contact me.