I’m Christine Parker and I design kickass knitting patterns for ADHD knitters and sell rad antiques from my little midcentury home in Cleveland, Ohio, USA where I live with my husband and two recalcitrant bulldogs.

My favorite kind of knitting patterns are the ones where:

• there is little to no purling

• the pattern is easy to memorize

• gauge doesn’t matter

• any amount or weight yarn will work

• it’s easy to modify

• you can just knit mindlessly until your project is the size you want ie. no measuring anything ever

I aim to design patterns with those qualities in mind!

Find me at my social links above (especially Instagram, where I am active most days) for pattern support, knit alongs, dog pictures, coupons, and other shenanigans!