Own That Sh*t! The Home Loan Playbook That Banks Don't Want You To Have

The Realest Guide to Getting Approved for a Mortgage — Without the B.S.

Tired of getting denied, delayed, or overwhelmed trying to buy a home? This no-fluff, step-by-step guide breaks down exactly what you need to do (and NOT do) to get approved for a mortgage loan — without sabotaging yourself or opening a can of worms.

Written by a former mortgage loan processor and real estate investor with over a decade of experience, Own That Sht* walks you through:

✅ What lenders are actually looking for

✅ The real reason most people get denied

✅ How to clean up your credit, cash, and paper trail

✅ What NOT to do while you're under review

✅ A printable mortgage-ready checklist to stay on track

Whether you’re a first-time buyer or getting ready to try again — this is the mortgage cheat code you’ve been looking for.

Digital download | Instantly accessible | Real-life advice with zero fluff

🎯 Get ready to stop guessing, start applying, and Own That Sh*t!