Definitely Working Academy provides fake-serious workplace training for the performance-adjacent professional. Our programs are designed for individuals seeking advanced development in visible productivity, corporate ambiguity, keyboard-adjacent urgency, and other essential workplace optics.

Founded on the principle that looking productive is often scheduled before productivity itself, Definitely Working Academy offers training modules, certification exams, and official credentials for professionals committed to the appearance of meaningful progress.

Our flagship module, Keyboard Velocity Theory Certification, introduces the core doctrine:

Accuracy is private. Volume is leadership.

Definitely Working Academy is part of the Definitely Working universe:

No work completed. Incredible optics.

If you look like you’re working, you’re Definitely Working.

Disclaimer

Definitely Working is satire. Please complete at least some of your actual work.