If AI Takes My Job, It Better Pay My Bills
If AI Takes My Job, It Better Pay My Bills
I don’t hate AI.
I just think if it’s going to take my job… it should at least Venmo me on Fridays.
Everyone keeps saying AI is here to “help us be more productive,”
which is interesting… because I’ve never been more tired in my life.
We automated everything —
except rest, stability, and affordable groceries.
I’m not afraid of AI becoming conscious.
I’m afraid of becoming unemployed
while a machine writes my cover letter better than I ever could.
This book is for you if:
• You feel overwhelmed by AI and change
• You’re tired but still trying to keep up
• You want something real, relatable, and funny
• You just need a laugh (and a little clarity)
This is a sharp, funny, and painfully relatable take on
work, stress, and surviving in a world that keeps changing faster than we can keep up.
From résumé glow-ups to password breakdowns,
workplace chaos to LinkedIn optimism…
this book turns everyday frustration into laugh-out-loud truth.
Because at the end of the day—
we’re not broken.
We’re just… still figuring it out.
