You did the hard part. You sat down — probably at an inconvenient time, probably while someone was making noise nearby, probably after convincing yourself you'd do it tomorrow — and you wrote a book. Maybe it took you six months. Maybe it took ...

That's not me being dramatic. That's literally in the author bio. No Rest for the Wicked: Nursery Crimes, Volume I is a collection of nursery rhymes rewritten for parents who have seen some things. Parents who are tired. Overstimulated. Probably hun...