Welcome to Takin Thepiss!
(Promoting Aussie culture, free speech & creative rebellion – one download at a time)
G’day Punter!
Welcome to Takin Thepiss—your one-stop shop for digital downloads with a heartbeat, a brain, and a bloody good sense of humour.
Name’s Senator Papahatziharalambrous (just call me “mate”), and if you know me from the wild west of social media—congrats, you survived! I’ve been booted off Twitter/X 17 times for doing the unthinkable: telling the truth, making memes that actually make sense, and taking the mickey out of our glorious state and federal governments. Apparently, having a laugh and disagreeing with The Powers That Be is a no-no these days. Oh well. Here we are.
This shop is for the people—my people. The freedom lovers, the thinkers, the proud Aussies who still believe in our unique culture, heritage, traditions, and the fine art of larrikinism. No censorship. No shadow bans. No BS. Just a place where you can support an independent artist having a fair crack at keeping the Aussie spirit alive.
I’ve written and recorded five full-length albums—yep, you read that right—five! Each one’s got its own lyric book too. So if you like your tunes with a bit of soul, grit, satire, and a chinwag with real meaning, you’re in for a treat.
But it doesn’t stop there. I also publish politically incorrect books, off-grid survival tips, satirical articles, and original graphic art that’s made to be owned by YOU—printable as big as a bloody billboard if you want. You like your walls loud and proud? I got you covered.
Been pouring all this creative juice into digital form so you can download it, own it, print it, and keep it. No middlemen. No censorship. Just straight from me to you—for a price that’ll beat Amazon, iTunes, and any other bloated middle-corp that’s taken the fun (and money) out of art.
And best of all? I’m giving back. Check out the FREEMIUM section—articles, books, tunes, memes, and more—on the house. My way of saying thanks to the battlers, lovers, misfits, patriots, and proud larrikins who’ve stood by me.
So grab a cold one, bookmark the page, and come back often. New stuff’s always landing. And if you're fed up with the fake, the plastic, and the polished—welcome home, mate.
Cheers,
Senator Papahatziharalambrous
(Still taking the piss. Still keeping the Aussie spirit alive.)
P.S. If you’re still here, ya legend, you’ve officially got better taste than 98% of the internet. You could’ve been doomscrolling, watching cat vids, or letting Zuckerberg milk your soul dry… but instead, you’re here supporting a battler trying to keep Aussie larrikinism alive. Respect.
Buy a book, spin a tune, print a graphic bigger than your neighbour’s ego. And if you’re broke? No dramas—check the Freemium section. I made it for mates like you.
Stay cheeky, stay free, and remember: if you don’t laugh, you cry. So Takin Thepiss it is.