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🚨 YouTube: From Socialist Sycophants to State-Cancelled Sooks – You Deserve Everything Coming!

🚨 YouTube: From Socialist Sycophants to State-Cancelled Sooks – You Deserve Everything Coming!


🎙️ VIDEO MONOLOGUE SCRIPT (For “One Take” Christos)


G’day Punters,

Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we?


Dear YouTube...

Aren’t you bloody glad you censored me? Gave me strikes. Banned my channel. Shadow-banned the living hell out of every song, every comedy sketch, every bit of truth I had to share. You algorithmically buried me so deep I needed a truck-sized headlights and a rescue team just to reach my own subscribers. All because I dared to call out the dictatorship of Dan Andrews — that plandemic-loving, Pfizer-pandering, human-rights-stomping communist grub who turned Victoria into a dystopian shit-hole and prison state.


And what did I say that was so dangerous, eh?

That it was wrong to shoot rubber bullets at peaceful and innocent children, women and protesting in front of Flinders Street Station?

That arresting pregnant mums in their pyjamas was a bit much?

Or was it when I sang a little tune calling Dan a “fucking cunt”? (Which, let’s be honest, aged like fine wine.)


And YOU — YouTube — who backed the tyranny every step of the way, silenced me and thousands of others like me, all in the name of “trust and safety.”


WELL WELL WELL…

Now look who’s getting the boot up their own censorious backside.


Yep. That same socialist government you simped for — PM Alco the Pissant, Pisshead, err Pissweak grub, Dan the Red Emperor, and eKaren the Dystopian Safety Officer of the digital-age CIA-KGB — now THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU!

Banning kids under 16 from accessing YouTube.

You thought you were part of the revolution — turns out you’re just another “useful idiot.”

That’s what the Soviets used to call ya.

Useful until you’re not.

Then... SNAP — you’re done.


This is the problem when you get into bed with communists, sunshine.

You wake up broke, stabbed, and sharing your mattress with a gender-fluid Thought Police officer demanding your ID to search Google.


And don’t act surprised! The signs were there:

You banned satire. You demonetised dissidents. You cheer-led tyranny in the name of equity. You drank the Kool-Aid brewed in Klaus Schwab’s shitter and called it “progress.”


But here’s the twist...

While you were cancelling people like me for daring to question the "science", your own comrades were setting the trap for YOU.

Because tyranny doesn’t have loyalty — only targets.

And now it’s you in the crosshairs.


And I hope it hurts.

I hope your ad revenue drops like Dan’s trousers outside a primary school. Allegedly…

Because unlike you, we never wanted censorship — we wanted freedom.

We wanted an Australia that stood for truth, for family, for Christ, and for the right to tell a bureaucrat to go and get F… stuffed.


But YOU stood in our way.

So when the hammer of your own ideology comes crashing down on your head — don’t come crying to me.


You made this digital gulag.

Now fucking rot in it.


PS: Oh and before I forget —

While YouTube gets steamrolled by the very beast it helped build, I’m still standing.

Still writing. Still creating. Still praising Jesus Christ in song and satire.

And my new album THE ALBUM FOR JESUS CHRIST is out now.

Yep. On all your favourite streaming platforms (before they ban me again).

Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube (for now lol), and most importantly:


👉 My own pro-freedom, anti-woke store: https://payhip.com/TakinThepiss


No gatekeepers.

No woke agenda.

No digital leash.

Just raw, honest, Aussie gospel truth.

And some bangers for your soul.


Buy it. Stream it. Share it. And above all — don’t be a fucking useful idiot.




Full 4K Video on YouTube: https://youtu.be/w38TLm2wpGs


Cheers,

Senator Papahatziharalambrous


© Takin Thepiss