Svetlana Trantastic is a story teller, puppeteer, and parody singer. Her live performances, puppet shows, and stand-up comedy have been part of Portland nightlife since 2012.

She is irreverent, feminist, raunchy, and might make your inner child cry. She wants to make you uncomfortable, and her puppets want to touch you.

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