Zac the Zombie

Zac the Zombie is an eternally ten year old zombie who came back from the dead with flesh off his bones and blood on his head. He is gross, green, and hilarious. Of course, you can be each of those three things when you don't have to care what anyone thinks. He has seen off three dogs, a cat, and a fairy that was killed by one of his farts. Woof.
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