Mandatory Fun™

At the long table, civility becomes a weaponized ritual. A corporate dinner circuit reroutes hierarchy into a silent coup machine where every smile, toast, and pause converts social performance into power.

This IP reframes workplace etiquette as an extraction economy, exposing how institutional politeness camouflages structural harm. It dismantles the mythology of “team culture” by compressing corporate rot into a single recurring ritual—the dinner table as governance system. It operationalizes a scalable framework for analyzing institutions through their performative spaces, enabling global adaptation across sectors, cultures, and pressure ecologies.