Porch Prophets™ — The Unsellable Universe
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The porch is not a place; it is a frequency that tunes ordinary lives into prophecy.A cultural operating system disguised as a sitcom gospel where friendship, failure, and absurdity become the last surviving forms of truth.
Converts everyday banality into a mythic economy of laughter, hydration, and chaos. Weaponizes porch conversation as resistance to algorithmic culture. Harmonizes low comedy with cosmic theology to generate participatory satire. Scales across live, scripted, and transmedia formats as a cult canon of post-capitalist humor.
