COMMUNION: The Feast of Disparate Viscosities™

Modernity is a frictionless cage; salvation demands the physics of resistance. A disgraced ethnographer fractures a sterile wellness municipality by orchestrating an illicit festival of industrial food waste to cure terminal touch-starvation.

Indicts the "Wellness Industrial Complex" by demonstrating that authentic connection requires haptic filth, not sterilization. Reroutes the visual language of "gross-out" spectacle into high-art sociology, elevating a hot-dog eating contest to the gravity of a sacrament. Operationalizes body existentialism for a demographic starved of friction.